A bout of smack-talking on a private mailing list as to who could cook the best southern food led to a showdown at Art & Lisa’s: specifically, dinner, consisting of fried chicken, cornbread, and collard greens, among other delectables. Dessert consisted of no less than three different kinds of homemade pie, each more delicious than the last, consumed while watching Undercover Brother. There’s something strangely apt about the theatrical selection, but I’m not sure it bears too much thinking about. Afterward the movie, we played a round of Chez Geek, a game I’m coming to love despite the fact that I’ve yet to win. No victor was officially announced in the cook-off, although I think Lisa would have to be declared the winner on the merits of her pie alone. Oof, I’m full.