or: it’s two in the morning. Why am I staring at the tent’s ceiling?
“What is best in life?”
“An edible homage to a classic film.”
“Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?”
“An edible homage to a classic film — with added caffeine.”
“That is good! That is good.”
Because, really, why stop with the chocolate-sugar rush of regular s’mores when you could score a hyperactivity trifecta?